El Fender Bender

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Yep, I did that

Yep, I did that

It was bound to happen to me. 16 years without a legit car accident and it happened today! But… not totally my fault.. I swear! It was Sunday and my usual drinking water refill station was closed so I searched for one I vaguely remembered in San Jose. The thing about Historic San Jose is that the area around it all looks very similar and some streets have no street signs. I drove around for twenty five minutes looking for Aqua Monde and finally came to a T on a side street. Traffic was coming from both directions.. On my immediate left was a large Chevy truck parked temporarily and illegally in a red zone. The truck was huge.. biggest truck ever.. that’s not true but it did block my field of vision. I looked left, looked right, pulled out to turn left and all of a sudden a car is right in front of me and I T-Bone the poor guy. Of course he speaks no English and is fuming until I show him “Chevy, Blanco, No Visiones” as I point to my eyes. I pull out my cell and make a few unsuccessful translator search attempts before reaching a knowledgable friend that instructed me to call my Mexican insurance and wait for an adjustor. While we wait, the guy offers me gum and cracks jokes understanding that it was a total accident. Adjustor comes, I tell him it’s my fault. He says if I want to fix the minimal damage to my car it is a $500 US deductible. To repair the other guys car, it is no out of pocket expense! I paid $375 for one years worth of insurance. Two months later get in a wreck and it costs nothing? Sent me on my way and took care of everything else!

Nothing major.. I hit the brakes but my damn flip flops slowed me for a split second!

Nothing major.. I hit the brakes but my damn flip flops slowed me for a split second!

Both super cool guys... They do insurance the right way in Mexico!

Both super cool guys… They do insurance the right way in Mexico!

Knocked off my license plate and some scratches to the bumper..

Knocked off my license plate and some scratches to the bumper..

I was pulling out and turning left.. I swear there was a large truck parked in front of that car in the red zone blocking my view.. I swear!

I was pulling out and turning left.. I swear there was a large truck parked in front of that car in the red zone blocking my view.. I swear!